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Eudonia echo is a moth of the family Crambidae described by Harrison Gray Dyar Jr. in 1929. It is found in western North America from British Columbia to California.
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The Former Police Station, Barton-upon-Humber is a Grade II Listed building in Barton-upon-Humber, North Lincolnshire, England.
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Sikhism in Japan is a small, minority religion. There are gurdwaras located in Tokyo, Ibaraki and Kobe.
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Rindera is a genus of flowering plants belonging to the family Boraginaceae.
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